Pulpocities

#1 Pencil Skirt
If you look under the bed,
then I can see my house from here,
so just lie against the wall,
and watch my conscience disappear now baby

#2 Cocaine socialism
"Do you want a line of this? / Are you a (sniff) / socialist?"

#3 Babies
"I know you won't believe it's true but I only went with her because she looks like you".

#4 Pink Glove
Yeah it's too long ago,
shouldn't care anymore but I wanted to know;
is it as good as before?

#5 His'n Hers
"I'm gonna wipe you down and lick the smile off your face"

#5.5
"I'm frightened of Belgian chocolates / I'm frightened of pot pourri
I'm frightened of James Dean posters
I'm frightened of twenty-six inch screens / I'm frightened of remote control
I'm frightened of endowment plans / I'm frightened of figurines
I'm frightened of evenings in the Brincliffe Oaks searching for a conversation."

#6 TV Movie
Without you my life has become a hangover without end.

#7 Bar Italia
If we get through this alive, I'll meet you next week same place same time.

#8 Glory Days
Yeah we'd love to hear your story
just as long as it tells us where we are -
that where we are is where we're meant to be.
Oh come on! make it up yourself -
you don't need anybody else.

#9 Seconds
But you are so perfect you dont interest me at all.

#9.5
In the morning is raining
Oh Christ you are always complaining
Can't you think of something else?

#10
Can I have my balls back, please?"

#11 This is Hardcore
This is Hardcore,This is me on top of you

#12 Do you remember the first time?
I dont care if you screw him, as long as you save a piece for me

#13 Common People

You want to sleep with common people? You want to sleep with common people like me?

#14 Lipgloss
You've lost your lipgloss, Honey
Now nothing you do can turn him on,
there's something wrong.
You had it once but now it's gone.

#15 Something Changed
When we woke up that morning we had no way of knowing, that in a matter of hours we'd change the way we were going. Where would I be now if we'd never met? Would I be singing this song to someone else instead?


#16 Do you remember the first time?
Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time

#17 Dishes
I am not Jesus though I have the same initials

#18 Underwear
If fashion was your trade/Then when you're naked/I guess you must be unemployed, yeah."

#19 Common People
I said pretend you've got no money,
she just laughed and said,
"Oh you're so funny."
I said "yeah?
Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here

#20 Like a friend
Come on and kill me baby
While you smile like a friend

#20.5
You are the party that makes me feel my age
Let me tell you now: it's lucky for you that we're friends.

#21 Cocaine Socialism
Yeah, you can be just what you want to be
Just as long as you don't try to compete with me

Encore

I never said I was deep

And if every relationship is a two-way street, I have been screwing in the back whilst you drive
I never said I was deep, but I am profoundly shallow
My lack of knowledge is vast, and my horizons are narrow


Lefovers

'Cause I told you once
And then I told you twice
And now I told you three times
And at the risk of repeating myself
I'm gonna say it again

Yeah
I wanna be your lover